Caravan

The Caravan

Nothing frees the mind of a man
than going away in his caravan
Hook it up to your car, and away you go
It’s a house with wheels, you simply tow

You trundle along at 50 miles an hour
You don’t need a car with lots of power
Drive a ford, or a Nissan, a mini will suffice
Just tow it away to somewhere nice

When you get to you site the parking is fun
If you have to move it manually it weighs a ton
Park it on the level and put up your awning
After all that heavy graft you will soon start yawning

When all the work is done you sit down and relax
Open up a bottle or two and a few six packs
You check out your surroundings it’s a real home from home
I love my little caravan forever we shall roam

If you want to get away from your town and all its hassle
Hook up your caravan and go to Haggerston castle
£12 for a pitch and £2 for the power
I can’t think of a better way to waste away the hour

If you want to get away from it all, then take my advice
Go and buy a caravan and drive to somewhere nice
Seaton sand is wonderful or there is always pettycur bay
As long as your in you caravan you have a nice place to stay.

Martin Sweeney